Diploma for: HANDSOMER THAN ME? YOU DIE!
Awarded to Colonel Ronald Kaulback.
Sexy and virile, what an athlete,
The dream of all the lovely young ladies,
The Apollo who knocks starlets bandy-legged,
There is but one on this planet...
Issued on 23 07 1994 [his birthday] at St Aygulf
Validated and authorised by Vittorio [Victor] Keyes
This is the picture behind the oval window,
featuring Ron and Joyce, of course,
together with a besmitten unknown
(quite possibly Mrs Victor Keys)
Victor and his wife, retirees to Saint Aygulf, on the Côte d'Azur, were great admirers of Ron (in particular) and Joyce, welcoming them with open arms every summer.